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The culmination of Windows shit is upon us. Last month, WannaCry was the nightmare ransomware plaguing systems. This month (today, in fact) it’s Petya (a type of ransomware attack).

Ready for the rub? Most sources are claiming that this used the SAME exact exploit for WannaCry.

Here’s where the fun begins.

  • If your retarded Windows admin didn’t patch after the WannaCry incident, fire them. Make them go work on the fry machine at McDonald’s. They’ve proven to be utterly useless computer guys. Big, fat, nerdy Windows guys who sit in big, fat, bent and dented chairs, espousing how “Windows isn’t that bad.” Fucking idiots.
  • Windows is the computer version of HIV. Literally. You buy a brand new computer and, out of the box, it has HIV. Ready for any and all opportunistic infections. Ever meet a guy who says, “Just don’t go to bad parts of the internet and you’ll be fine. I’ve never been infected!” I’ve met them. Plenty of them. Those who accept the challenge of letting me run some scans on their machine are always more infected than a hooker in the shittiest part of town. These guys have their heads so far up their ass.

You Wintards can keep laughing at how I use Mac. I’ll continue to surf the “shadier” parts of the internet, while surfing porn in a different tab, while banking in yet another tab, and I still won’t get infected. Your computer simply talks to a network and it can be infected.

Wintards. Ransomware of this magnitude is the culmination of all your bullshit, defending a shitty, insecure platform, all while pretending “No, Windows is better now.

P.S. Wintards. All of you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I mean…..
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