Sometimes I just re-post stuff in order to make sure the voice is heard. The fact is, Amazon is lying. Not a little. A lot!
“But, Mr. TTT, the Kindle really is 20% lighter…”
To which I reply to any and every adult, “You’re a fat mess. My son weighs less than you fat bastards.”
I’m guessing, you (the reader) are probably mid-20s, mid-30s, mid-40s, and weigh anywhere between (150 and 350 pounds). My son is 6.
“YEAH, BUT, MR. TTTTTTTTT, THATZ NOT FAIR COMPARISON. OF COURSE A 6 YEAR OLD WEIGHS LESS THAN AN ADULT BECAUSE HE’S SMALLER….. ohhhhhhh, I get it.”
Yeah, do you get it? I doubt it still, but just to clear it up, imagine now, that I NEVER actually tell you I was referring to a 6 year old as a basis for comparison until AFTER you bought all my “diet products.”